Nice tasteful T shirt 

And try to be quiet whilst drowning!! 

Back to work

Agghhh! After a six week break it's back to work in the Croydon academy for car thieves and dope peddlars. Can't get used to these things called mornings. That reality programme is all over and just a distant memory. The bank gave me a loan to pay off my overdraft and then forgot to take away the overdraft facility which is a stroke of luck. Plenty of loose cash to enjoy in the short term. Had better start working out how to earn more money soon though. Maybe I'll put a kidney up on e-bay. I've been trying to sell a rather nice coffee table and have even come down to a tenner. No takers yet though. Maybe I'll just leave it out the front and hope it gets nicked.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Coffee-table-wood-glass-top-solid-base_W0QQitemZ4403400034QQcategoryZ38205QQtcZphotoQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Any takers with a large car?