First Nominations

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/

A great swist to the story. The nominations didn't count for much as Makosi succeeded in getting the most nominations along with Sam and Roberto. She got to choose the two to be nominated all on her own. Mary is a bit of a surprise choice but she is depressing. Craig is a complete pratt and deserves to go. He is a bit of a character nonetheless but has been swamping Vanessa so, hopefully, if he does go (the bookies have him as favourite) Vanessa might say something rather than just nod and smile.

The most fortunate bit is that, if Makosi hadn't been on a mission, the nominees would have probably been Roberto and Sam. Roberto would have been no loss but the great British voters are mostly women and would have evicted Sam without any doubt. Women hate any other female who is pretty, knows it and flaunts it. Apart from Makosi, Sam is the only real peice of eye candy in the house so it's important she stays. Vanessa could be OK but she wears too much. Mary is just plain odd and the other two girls look like a dead heat in a zeppelin race. I know some blokes like big tits but these two are over the top and grotesque.

Apart from the nomination story these must be the most argumentative lot in BB's history. I think that Makosi's mission was a great idea and really set them all off. She is now sitting back and enjoying the show. Science is an irritating 'in your face' know all and I almost felt sorry for Roberto last night when he wouldn't let a row drop. Anthony and Maxwell are in there for the best reasons. A free holiday and a laugh. Saskia could be OK but just goes off on one occassionally. Big mistake trying to argue with the looney Mary. Derek and Vanessa are just trying to steer clear of trouble and providing very little entertainment. Lesley is just thick so good for stirring up and spreading gossip. Kemal is good television. He lights the blue touchpaper and stands well clear. Excellent!

It's looking like the only chance of a shag might be between Sam and Anthony. She is definitely a bit of a slut but the chances are that the female voters at home will hate her and get rid of her too early. That would be bloody typical!